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Posted
18 hours ago, hhcmatt said:

Your chance to watch the game in person via proxy this season

 

 

 

Maybe we could work out a deal, though.

 

Can they hook up a speaker to mine and let me pre-record some yelling at the refs and play it on a loop?

 

I might be down for that.

Posted

Ref throws the ball up for the opening tip:

Norm's cutout speaker:  "You're a bum referee!"

 

Ref jogs down the court after a made free throw:

Norm's cutout speaker:  "Your mother wears army boots, ref!"

 

Ref signals time out on the court:

Norm's cutout speaker:  "Are you blind?  He was clearly outside the restricted arc!"

 

Ref waves a substitution on to the court after a made free throw:

Norm's cutout speaker:  "You gotta be kidding me, CALL IT BOTH WAYS!"

Posted
1 hour ago, 49r said:

Ref throws the ball up for the opening tip:

Norm's cutout speaker:  "You're a bum referee!"

 

Ref jogs down the court after a made free throw:

Norm's cutout speaker:  "Your mother wears army boots, ref!"

 

Ref signals time out on the court:

Norm's cutout speaker:  "Are you blind?  He was clearly outside the restricted arc!"

 

Ref waves a substitution on to the court after a made free throw:

Norm's cutout speaker:  "You gotta be kidding me, CALL IT BOTH WAYS!"

 

Ref ejects Norm's cutout from the game.

 

Norm's cutout speaker: "Three blind mice; three blind mice; see how they run ..."

Posted
2 hours ago, Norm Peterson said:

 

Ref ejects Norm's cutout from the game.

 

Norm's cutout speaker: "Three blind mice; three blind mice; see how they run ..."

I thought the canned "air ball" chant was well done the other day.

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