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Dead Dog Alley

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  1. I had a college friend that passed away today; he was a season ticket holder, and never saw this program amount to shit. I've accepted the fact that I will never live to see that, either.
  2. Yep, living on house money!
  3. Instead: Judging by actuarial tables and family history, I have between 10 minutes and 45 years left on this mortal coil At our current rate of success, Nebraska can be expected to make between 0 and 2 NCAA tournaments in that time frame At our historical rate of NCAA Tournament success, Nebraska can be expected to win 0 NCAA tournament games in that time
  4. It involves a friend of his (who works as a model and only dates professional athletes), who took him along for several games, in the section where the special friends but not wives sit.
  5. Someone needs to get Elon Musk pissed off at Creighton.
  6. My better half's son got to tag along for a few drinks with LeBron & AD, among others, after a Laker game a month ago. Don't ask me how...
  7. If Rodney Buford was being recruited today he would go to a school in Colorado with a big time deal with one of the dispensaries.
  8. If Dirk wasn't a pathetic little twit, I would be concerned about that article.
  9. Couldn't even win a Class B title. Loser.
  10. A wise man once said: There is no hope. F**k everything. Go Big Red.
  11. If that happens, are there any legal experts who can tell me if I can change my birth certificate to remove Aurora as my place of birth?
  12. It is pretty odd that the first mentions of Baylor Scheierman on this board were in the Ed Chang thread.
  13. Maybe the last 20 years of Nebraska basketball has just been a psychological operation, meant to determine if the most completely optimistic person in a teams fan base can have his views on future success changed 180 degrees. Or maybe the last 20 years has just been a huge waste of time.
  14. There's been way too many in state guys who look like projects who's careers then go on to explode somewhere else. Maybe we should occasionally take one instead of doing whatever the hell we've been doing.
  15. If he had weighed 190 his senior year instead of 165, he would probably have been the starting quarterback for Nebraska last year. Offense Passing Year Grade Team GP C Att Yds C% Avg Y/G C/G TD TD/G Int Lng QB Rate Varsity Totals 28 480 771 6643 0.623 13.8 237.3 17.1 88 3.1 20 70 117.1 18-19 Senior Varsity 13 255 382 3924 0.668 15.4 301.8 19.6 59 4.5 7 70 132.5 17-18 Junior Varsity 10 197 335 2424 0.588 12.3 242.4 19.7 28 2.8 11 68 95.4 16-17 Soph Varsity 4 28 54 295 0.519 10.5 73.8 7 1 0.3 2 29 58.8 O
  16. Priority No. 1: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 2: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 3: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 4: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 5: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 6: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 7: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 8: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 9: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 10: Get Baylor Scheierman Priority No. 11: Who cares, as long as they get Baylor Scheierman
  17. The alumni & local residents can rest assured that, given the integrity of the University of Minnesota and their exemplary history of ethically running their athletic department, the high academic scores that will result among their student athletes are totally legitimate and deserving of no scrutiny.
  18. There once was a player from Creighton Who thought he was on a plantation As he entered the portal, He said with a chortle At least my new school won't rhyme with Satan.
  19. Something tells me this one is going to Iowa...
  20. If we finish in second place in the Big Ten next year we should be a lock for a 6 seed in the NIT.
  21. In order to match the win total of the two Tennessee teams Derrick Walker was on, for the four years that he'll be at Nebraska, they'll need to win 33.
  22. I have looked and looked and this is the only Jack Moore video I've found. It's a damn shame.
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