Spring Haikus

[hhcmatt]

22 minutes ago, AuroranHusker said:

 

Okay, I'll remove the "and" then...  

 

Isn't Lutz just one?

[jimmykc]

Spring brings poets out

But basketball,not so much

Except for Hoiberg

[AuroranHusker]

5 hours ago, hhcmatt said:

 

Isn't Lutz just one?

 

Bob lolz

 

 

Edited May 3, 2019 by AuroranHusker

[Red Don]

5 hours ago, hhcmatt said:

 

Isn't Lutz just one?

 

Maybe not the way He pronounces it.

Edited May 3, 2019 by Red Don

[AuroranHusker]

29 minutes ago, Red Don said:

 

Maybe not the way He pronounces it.

 

 

He's LOOTS.  

[49r]

Brady got the boot?

Thorir Thorbjarnarson says:

I'm not fucking leaving!

[hhcmatt]

7 hours ago, AuroranHusker said:

Fred, Doc, Armon Gates,

Matt Abdelmassih, Bob Lutz:

Coach's experience.

 

Here is the problem

Haikus are five seven five

It's not five six six

[Bugeaters1]

I'm a poet and didn't know it.

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[AuroranHusker]

3 hours ago, hhcmatt said:

 

Here is the problem

Haikus are five seven five

It's not five six six

 

That is 5-7-5 dimes.

 

As is mine.  

 

LOOTS, there it is. 

 

 

Edited May 4, 2019 by AuroranHusker
**This is not a haiku - this is only a test**

[Bugeaters1]

Fred is now bright red
Husker hoops is on the mend
For now go big red!

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[AuroranHusker]

Green, Mack, Burke, Kavas

Amir, Thor, Cheatham, Davis

Akol.... Isaiah?

 

 

[Dead Dog Alley]

 

big tens best backcourt

can put up some points but they

still have no johnson

 

[Bugeaters1]

 
big tens best backcourt
can put up some points but they
still have no johnson
 

I have a big johnson!

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[HuskerFever]

Check for long leg hair.

Does his knee bend the right way?

Stay away from parks.

[cipsucks]

basketball jones should

be castrated for starting

this thread Go Big Red

[trickey]

First, I have not been.

Less, I do not deign to be.

Cornhusker I am. *

 

 

* writing assistance credit to Mouton-Rothschild

[tcp]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Haikus suck ballz

 

Thank you. Thank you very much. 

 

Edit: lol it appears Canucks take their haikus very seriously!

Edited May 4, 2019 by tcp

[basketballjones]

16 hours ago, cipsucks said:

basketball jones should

be castrated for starting

this thread Go Big Red

I’m trying to have kids soon - this can happen after that. 

[CanadianHusker]

11 hours ago, tcp said:

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Haikus suck ballz

 

Thank you. Thank you very much. 

 

Edit: lol it appears Canucks take their haikus very seriously!

Nothing personal

It just seemed rude and vulgar

To reply like that

[tcp]

1 hour ago, CanadianHusker said:

Nothing personal

It just seemed rude and vulgar

To reply like that

 

That's certainly possible if you don't know the poster, so I'll cop to the plea.

My idea of silly fun isn't for everyone. 

 

Next time we do poetry slam, I'll try to be more serious and maybe whip out some Yeats or Browning. 

[CanadianHusker]

46 minutes ago, tcp said:

 

That's certainly possible if you don't know the poster, so I'll cop to the plea.

My idea of silly fun isn't for everyone. 

 

Next time we do poetry slam, I'll try to be more serious and maybe whip out some Yeats or Browning. 

It's all good. No worries and no need to be serious. That's one of the things I like most about the board, especially if someone lets a Standhardinger joke slip out...  

[AuroranHusker]

19 hours ago, CanadianHusker said:

It's all good. No worries and no need to be serious. That's one of the things I like most about the board, especially if someone lets a Standhardinger joke slip out...  

 

@cipsucks likes his Standhardinger.