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"Dick" from 1999. Hilarious.

Meh. I can make that sound rising from a chair without having to carry 400 pounds on my shoulders.

If he gets a chance to play our beloved DSU Hornets in the SWAC-MEAC Challenge, I'll be watching.

I'm pulling things out of my past, having followed CB from his freshman year at George Washington HS.

FIFY and retreated 25 years.

I had a dream last night. Hoiberg was being interviewed after a game, and in the background, Isaac Traudt and other Huskers were cutting down nets. The front of their jerseys read "Men's Basketball." What does it all mean, Dr. Freud, other than I need to re-evaluate my subconscious mind, of course?

You made me quiver.

That lil' 4-foot-8 PG is gonna get a lot of assists.

I thought about that the other day, especially the logistics of going to class, etc. So everybody in the West goes to Chicago and holes up at UIC or someplace and they play a triple round-robin and take online courses? Eighteen games (3 times 6 opponents)? Everybody in the East gathers in Cincinnati or Detroit or Philly? Or just one big bubble in Indy or Chicago with a double-round robin starting after Christmas (26 games)? Could be kinda cool.

They have a little more diversity coming off the bench.

A starting lineup only a mother could love.

Trust funds, yes. Hippies, not so much. Lots of dudes and bros, though.

Why, yes. Yes, I will. Quite honestly, of the four institutions at which I've taught — CSU, KU, CU Boulder and the UI — Iowa is the least full of itself. The most arrogant? I'll let you guess.