Why are all these news stations reporting like oh, the poor family, and the end is near, and oh, this is tragic?
WHAT?! She's 96 years old! And she was the frickin' QUEEN! Of ENGLAND! She got a hell of a lot longer time than most people do and most of that time came while she was the QUEEN! Of ENGLAND!
Don't let me hear any of that "thoughts and prayers" stuff. Save that for some 40-year-old brick layer who got taken out by a drunk driver and leaves behind a wife and 4 kids.
When Betty shuffles off, just give her a high-5 on the way out the door and say "dayum, girl, you did it good."
/vent