Dead Dog Alley

There's been way too many in state guys who look like projects who's careers then go on to explode somewhere else. Maybe we should occasionally take one instead of doing whatever the hell we've been doing.

If he had weighed 190 his senior year instead of 165, he would probably have been the starting quarterback for Nebraska last year. Offense Passing Year Grade Team GP C Att Yds C% Avg Y/G C/G TD TD/G Int Lng QB Rate Varsity Totals 28 480 771 6643 0.623 13.8 237.3 17.1 88 3.1 20 70 117.1 18-19 Senior Varsity 13 255 382 3924 0.668 15.4 301.8 19.6 59 4.5 7 70 132.5 17-18 Junior Varsity 10 197 335 2424 0.588 12.3 242.4 19.7 28 2.8 11 68 95.4 16-17 Soph Varsity 4 28 54 295 0.519 10.5 73.8 7 1 0.3 2 29 58.8 O

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It certainly sounds like Frank, certainly.

The alumni & local residents can rest assured that, given the integrity of the University of Minnesota and their exemplary history of ethically running their athletic department, the high academic scores that will result among their student athletes are totally legitimate and deserving of no scrutiny.

There once was a player from Creighton Who thought he was on a plantation As he entered the portal, He said with a chortle At least my new school won't rhyme with Satan.

Something tells me this one is going to Iowa...

If we finish in second place in the Big Ten next year we should be a lock for a 6 seed in the NIT.

In order to match the win total of the two Tennessee teams Derrick Walker was on, for the four years that he'll be at Nebraska, they'll need to win 33.

He's a Master at blocking shots.

Total number of points: A Shitload.

I have looked and looked and this is the only Jack Moore video I've found. It's a damn shame.

I declare his commitment to be Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week.

You are correct - I forgot about that part.

I'd say 2037, but I expect after we win the next 9 national titles they will quit sending us to Dayton; so, 2038.

Every year in March, they become known as Purdont.

If you never saw Jack Moore play:

The rule used to be, and may still be, that if the player was actively recruited before enrolling, yes it counts against the limit. But, if someone enrolls and then tries out for a team, then it does not. For example, Bronson Schliep attended UNL on academic scholarships but did not count against the limit.

He's the second best player ever born in the state of Nebraska to a Danish family; that's got to count for something.

Duke is getting away with fouls that would get flagged for 15 yards in a football game. Seems legit.

I knew his "tutor", she was pretty nice. I wonder if any of the professors wondered why Carl's writing read like it was written by a Hispanic girl from a small Nebraska town.

Carl Hayes focused way too much on academics, never took basketball seriously enough.

Only $1500 to fill up the fuel tank each time. Cheap!

This probably is not the complete list. Andre Woolridge - 2, Iowa Chad Johnson - 2, Pitt Alvin Mitchell - 1, Cincinnati Jeriah Horne - 1, Colorado Ross Feranini - 1, Creighton If not for the cancellation of the 2020 tournament, Jordy would probably have had 3 or 4 at Dayton.

I saw Hoppen play against Creighton Prep when he was a Benson Bunny...