Dead Dog Alley

That made more sense to me before I saw the "b".

And some humans are criminals.

For the younger crowd that refers to the following at 5:40 in

It is a pretty amazing story about how a little person went from being a corrupt and incompetent law enforcement official to being a corrupt and incompetent NCAA basketball referee.

With a rusty red hot metal object with an extremely jagged surface

You're forgetting February 19, 2011, when Matt Hill was his bitch. Nebraska (18-8) Basic Box Score Stats Starters MP FG FGA FG% 2P 2PA 2P% 3P 3PA 3P% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Toney McCray 35 4 11 .364 3 7 .429 1 4 .250 5 6 .833 1 5 6 2 2 0 3 2 14 Jorge Brian Diaz 34 5 12 .417 5 12 .417 0 0 1 4 .250 2 3 5 1 2 0 2 2 11 Brandon Richardson 27 3 7 .429 3 7 .429 0 0 9 11 .818 1 2 3 1 0 0 0 0 15 Lance Jeter 20 3 6 .500 3 6 .500 0 0 0 0 0 3 3 4 1 0 2 4 6 Caleb Walker 16 1 2 .500 1 2 .500 0 0 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 0 2 2 2 Reserves MP FG FGA FG% 2P 2PA 2P% 3P 3PA 3P% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Brandon Ubel 25 0 2 .000 0 1 .000 0 1 .000 2 2 1.000 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 4 2 Eshaunte Jones 21 3 4 .750 0 0 3 4 .750 0 0 1 2 3 2 1 0 0 2 9 Andre Almeida 15 5 5 1.000 5 5 1.000 0 0 0 0 1 4 5 1 0 2 1 4 10 Drake Beranek 7 0 2 .000 0 1 .000 0 1 .000 1 2 .500 0 2 2 0 0 0 1 2 1 School Totals 200 24 51 .471 20 41 .488 4 10 .400 18 25 .720 9 22 31 12 6 2 11 22 70 Texas (23-4) Basic Box Score Stats Starters MP FG FGA FG% 2P 2PA 2P% 3P 3PA 3P% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS Jordan Hamilton 37 3 16 .188 0 5 .000 3 11 .273 9 11 .818 2 3 5 3 2 1 2 2 18 Cory Joseph 33 5 12 .417 2 7 .286 3 5 .600 0 1 .000 1 1 2 1 0 1 0 5 13 Tristan Thompson 33 1 4 .250 1 4 .250 0 0 3 7 .429 1 2 3 1 2 1 3 4 5 Gary Johnson 28 4 6 .667 4 6 .667 0 0 0 0 3 6 9 0 0 0 1 2 8 Dogus Balbay 15 0 1 .000 0 1 .000 0 0 0 0 2 1 3 2 0 0 2 2 0 Reserves MP FG FGA FG% 2P 2PA 2P% 3P 3PA 3P% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS J'Covan Brown 25 7 13 .538 5 10 .500 2 3 .667 2 3 .667 0 1 1 2 0 0 3 0 18 Matt Hill 14 0 2 .000 0 2 .000 0 0 0 0 2 0 2 0 0 0 1 5 0 Alexis Wangmene 12 0 1 .000 0 1 .000 0 0 5 6 .833 3 0 3 0 1 0 0 2 5 Jai Lucas 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 School Totals 200 20 55 .364 12 36 .333 8 19 .421 19 28 .679 14 14 28 10 5 3 12 22 67

Thank you for so clearly stating what needed to be said. Creighton delenda est.

Hubbard should have changed their town name in the 70s

I'm literally shaking, it frightens me knowing that some people are so mentally unbalanced that they are entertained by Iowa football.

Too bad all those goats that Kelly Pfeiffer molested can’t speak out or we wouldn’t have to put up with him.

Did they make this a trophy game, where the winner gets a statue of Moe Iba?

But if for some reason we make McDermott say "Whoa Pig Sooey" at the press conference he may still back out?

Isn't he the only head coach that's ever blown a 21 point lead in Memorial Stadium?

Positively 4th Street Knocking on Heaven's Door

Iowa really dropped the ball on these two

Neither will happen. DW is giving up basketball and Trev is dropping the football program.

Then again, if some team from the West is going to lose by 40 in the title game, might it just as well be Iowa?

To enjoy the sweet, sweet taste of a Creighton loss. I used to turn it on if I saw they were down by 12, but they turned around and won that game and I was sick for a week. Lesson learned, I don't watch unless they are down 20.

I don't turn on Creighton games unless I've seen a score and they're down by 20.

It puts you on the fast track to get the Merchant Marine Academy head coaching job - how could anyone turn it down.

I never plan on watching Curbelo play again; and my life is already better.

A turnaround like this has never been seen before. Season Team Overall Conference Standing Postseason Iowa State Cyclones (Big 12 Conference) (2010–2015) 2010–11 Iowa State 16–16 3–13 12th 2011–12 Iowa State 23–11 12–6 T–3rd NCAA Division I Round of 32 2012–13 Iowa State 23–12 11–7 T–4th NCAA Division I Round of 32 2013–14 Iowa State 28–8 11–7 T–3rd NCAA Division I Sweet 16 2014–15 Iowa State 25–9 12–6 T–2nd NCAA Division I Round of 64 Iowa State: 115–56 (.673) 49–39 (.557) Nebraska Cornhuskers (Big Ten Conference) (2019–present) 2019–20 Nebraska 7–25 2–18 14th 2020–21 Nebraska 7–20 3–16 14th 2021–22 Nebraska 10–22 4–16 13th 2022–23 Nebraska 2-1 Nebraska: 26–68 (.277) 9–50 (.153) Total: 141–123 (.534) Maybe we hire someone who wins 25% of the time and they'll turn around and win 50% here.

Outside of that stretch where they outscored us 58-23, we were right in it.