Once again, don't say "sorry", when you're not. You're not remotely sorry, so don't bother saying it or being a phony.
So say this all goes south.....and it isn't looking good right now.....be sure to be disrespectful out the door. Say "Timmy" as often as possible. I'm sure if we don't recruit good enough players, or coach well enough, or overcome primadonnas and their dads, it couldn't be a good effort that didn't work out. It's always good to resort to name calling at such times. Were you one of the guys who called Doc "Kenneth"?