Dead Dog Alley

That was the worst fucking call I've ever fucking seen.

Brothels, truck stops, back alleys, and arenas where Nebraska plays. The places most likely to see a huge fuck job.

Zac Key with 0 fouls and has yet to set a legal screen. I predict much bullshit before tehe end of this.

The longer we wait to buy out Hoiberg, the longer it will be before we are buying out the next guy.

I hope he doesn't drop the J-word....

Most Iowans can relieve the stress by going to see some of their relatives work at a local gentleman's club; Fran doesn't have that option so I don't know how he does it.

His best stretch of coaching, by far, was when he knew he was going to get fired.

It's not a stretch to think that Hoiberg at Kansas would be a regular Final Four team. Easier to drive a Ferrari than a Yugo that hit a truck and rolled off a cliff and has a decomposing body in the trunk.

Ed Stewart

The thing that hamstrung Miles the most was that he was coaching at the one place where nobody ever wins.

Minnesota should be banned from competition the rest of the season for that ridiculous flop

Use your leftover money to buy the CHI center, and then kick Creighton out of it.

Cue the flashbacks of Kimani Ffriend forgetting to guard Sebastian Rancik's dad on an inbounds play with less than a second left, and Nebraska's student section storming the court to celebrate twice at the end of a game that Nebraska ended up losing. (Iowa State 60, Nebraska 59, in 2001.) I believe that was the game where I said something negative about Barry Collier's coaching ability, due to a multitude of coaching mistakes in the final two minutes, and a guy in front of me said "Up yours! This guy's got class!"

The empty chairs at Penn State are some of the most intimidating pieces of furniture you will find anywhere.

Take away that 17 game losing streak that year, and we were almost .500.

Raise your hand if you've ever been at a game where a team outrebounded their opponent by 30, and lost.

We were at 83 this morning; last year's final number 83, Maryland, ended up at 15-17. Comparing this years Nebraska regular season schedule (with current rankings) to Maryland's of last year (with final rankings); Nebraska has seven more games against the top 60 than Maryland did last year: 2023 Number 83 Nebraska 2022 Number 83 Maryland 7 Purdue 13 Iowa L 7 Purdue L 13 Iowa L 16 Indiana L 14 Purdue L 18 Ohio State 19 Virginia Tech L 20 Illinois 20 Illinois W 20 Illinois 20 Illinois L 21 Iowa 27 Michigan L 21 Iowa 31 Ohio State W 26 Memphis L 31 Ohio State L 27 Maryland 37 Wisconsin L 27 Maryland 42 Michigan State L 28 Rutgers 42 Michigan State L 31 Creighton W 48 Indiana L 33 Penn State 48 Indiana L 33 Penn State 54 Vermont W 35 Wisconsin 59 Florida W 38 Oklahoma L 77 Rutgers W 40 Michigan State 77 Rutgers L 40 Michigan State 85 Richmond W 50 Michigan 87 Northwestern W 51 St. John's L 87 Northwestern L 52 Kansas State L 88 Penn State W 56 Northwestern 109 Minnesota W 146 Florida State W 113 George Mason L 175 Boston College W 120 Hofstra W 178 Minnesota 127 Louisville L 178 Minnesota 140 Nebraska W 187 Queens 204 Brown W 288 Maine W 226 George Washington W 312 Omaha W 231 Quinnipiac W 353 Arkansas Pine Bluff W 302 Lehigh W

A well run department would have fired that guy immediately and got a second opinion

Add a 1 in front of that 3.99 now...

So the Colts kick Frank Reich in the nads twice in one season. First they fire him, then they take away his claim to fame as the guy who quarterbacked the biggest comeback in NFL history.

Kevin Cross Hunter Sallis

I can't even remember when the last time that happened to me! It was either yesterday or the day before...