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Nebraska Conrhuskers 88 Surely Job Cheating 85 8 3-pointers by the winning team

Nine more road games left in the conference. Nine more chances to pick up two or more wins. Hold serve or go 9-1 at home, and we're good. Beat Cretin!

Anagram re-post: Creighton Bluejays = Surely job cheating.

Can we get him to Benny Parker-level shooting efficiency? If so, the 10 extra inches he has on Benny would make him a valuable starter, plus he has better handles than Benny.

Do you still have those black shoes?

Some Hawkeye fan chatter about Hoiberg's availability. But his son isn't nearly as talented as the McCaffery clan, so there's that.

Here's a photo from one of @colhusker's high school games.

If anyone wants to read about it.

Not sure if serious, but back in the day, the lane was much narrower than the circle (which was used for jump balls on each side of the court), so the entire situation was called "the key." Of course, it was even more phallic than key-like, but back in the early 20th-century, people didn't express their filthiest impulses publicly.

How about the "key" starts looking like a key again?

Was it a "Clemson-sketchy" hip check?

Rutger 22, Wisconsin 16 with 8:02 left first half.

Good.

BTN video:

Conference winning percentages of Nebraska head coaches since Joe Cipriano: Cip .529 (126-112) Moe .536 (45-39) Nee .431 (88-116) Collier .375 (36-60) Doc .347 (36-64) Miles .431 (47-62) That's a positive trend line, and if the Huskers manage to win 10 games or more in the Big Ten this year, Tim is our most successful conference coach in more than 30 years.

Thanks for saving me a trip to the swamp.

Huskers 78 Gophers 66 BONUS VOLLEYBALL PICK Huskers 3 Gophers 2

They fouled a lot. We made a lot of free throws. We won. Feel free to send all Analyst-of-the-Year Awards to my home address.

Sometimes, the Illini will do it for you.

I was thinking more along the lines of Illi-noying.

Of course, Cretin now gets all week to prep for NU, while we play two conference games.

Those poor kids pay $50K a year to have the right to boo whomever they want, NK. Deal with it. ? Correction: The full cost is more than $53,000.

Those are the Cretins still in the stands. Lots of early exits.

I believe one "Adonis" cancels out two "Kippers." And when you add in a "Samson" ....

I watched it last night. Great work. I spent 15 minutes in the same interview room as Knight (with 100 other college basketball reporters) in 1989 after Indiana beat Richmond in the NCAA Tournament. I felt dirty after. Knight's contempt for his fellow human beings was palpable. I knew I'd never want to be in his sights.