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So, 1 p.m. ET and noon CT? 19 heure française is 7 p.m., and we're seven hours behind them in the Midwest.

Dear "Jennifer Rawlinson": We know it's you, Jean Peck. Just 'fess up. Signed, Jayschool (Not my real name, either)

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You want Huskers? It's not a deep team if you limit to three or fewer letters in the surname. Coach Danny Nee Starters Tyronn Lue Mike Fox Bernard Day Larry Cox Brendy Lee Bench B.J. Day Bill Roy (1950s) Charles Ott (1950s) Dick Srb If I were Tyronn, I'd probably never pass.

Not dorky enough for the Hawkeyes and Fran, I guess.

Here's her all-star team from 2018-2019: Michael Ou (Cal State-Northridge) Amadou Sow (UCSB) Ahmed Ali (Washington State) Jeff Wu (Sacramento State) Parker Fox (Clemson) Reginald Gee (Alabama State) Vic Law (Northwestern) Saben Lee (Vanderbilt) Jordan Fox (Army) Miye Oni (Yale)

I'm hoping the family's realtor is looking somewhere near East High School. Go Spartans!

So you're not Chris Heady. Good to know.

In other words:

That's gonna kill their SOS.

I just wanna Jumbo Stiehm-roll e'erbody.

Hoiberg, my Hoiberg The 'ships have withered this week The prize we sought, won

Great point, Sil.

Finally, revenge for Moe Iba and that '86 squad.

I heard "DAL-uh-no" the first time and "duh-LAW-no" the second time. Then the sideline reporter addressed him as "duh-LAY-no." Oy. I don't think they know either.

Most important question re: Kent P. Is it "duh-LAY-no" or "DAL-uh-no"?

Yep. 3-point shooting percentages Mack — 34 percent as a freshman at SLCC Green — 39 percent as a sophomore at WNCC Burke — 34 percent as a sophomore at Robert Morris Roby — 33 percent as a junior at Nebraska, 41 percent as a sophomore Johnson — doesn't do the long ball Cheatham — 37 percent as a junior at FGCU Kavas — 46 percent as a junior at Seattle U. Harris — doesn't do the long ball Heiman — 0-1 from deep as a freshman Thor — 21 percent career at Nebraska

How many with Roby but no Johnson (bad jokes welcomed)? How many with Johnson but no Roby (but don't go overboard)?

BEST-CASE SCENARIO Mack Green Burke Roby Johnson Rotation regulars: Cheatham, Kavas, Harris Rotation depth: Heiman, Davis, Thor, Arop, Piatkowski Redshirt Transfer (1): Banton or Ntambwe NO ROBY/NO JOHNSON Mack Green Burke Cheatham Kavas Rotation regulars: Harris, Thor, Heiman Rotation depth: Arop, Davis, Piatkowski Three open schollies for sit-out transfers and/or true freshmen

Mack's video: Hoops porn.

Allow me. I visited "France" at EPCOT: "I ate Navy beans like a boss, during a trip to Frappucino. When I got to Omaha, I was offered many dollars by a tall basketball coach. I'm getting out of here and back to Chicago."

If he can mess up Matt Haarms' hair, I'll be satisfied.

Which "he" is "he"? Is it: His friend said Mack would commit. OR Mack said Mack would commit. OR My brother said Mack would commit.