HHC Report Card: 2012 Michigan State Spartans Away

Explaining The Grades:

Near Flawless	Poor
Good	Awful
Average

OFFENSE:

Somebody wake me up from this nightmare.

I'm dreaming that we only scored 34 points in a 40 minute game. Yes, haahahahah, 34 points in 40 minutes. Can you TELL this is just a dream?!?!? That would never happen.

But alas, I'm dreaming we only shot 29%% from the field and 12% from downtown (2-17).

I'm dreaming that we only shot four free throws.

Please, wake me up. This can't be real.

DEFENSE:

God, this nightmare keeps getting worse. We allow Michigan State to shoot 59% from the field and 50% (9-18) from downtown? And what's worse, they even give us several unforced turnovers via traveling and dumb, quick perimeter shots by Draymond Green, who thinks he's Magic Johnson. They must want us to hang around.

But our YMCA level offense won't allow it! Ha, I can't wait to wake up and tell everyone about this unrealistic dream.

REBOUNDING:

Get this, we get whopped on the boards, 33-20. But I guess that's no surprise since we shoot more bricks than a ten year old with a beebee gun.

BALL HANDLING:

Well, 11 turnovers isn't terrible!

Maybe I'm waking up and this isn't so bad, afterall...

COACHING:

Nevermind. Its really this bad.

OVERALL GRADE:

The nightmare that was tonight and this season is thankfully, almost over, and two weeks from tonight, we will have a coaching vacancy and hopefully, at least one in administration, too.

PLAYER OF THE GAME: Brandon Ubel

SEASON TOTALS:

Bo Spencer - 8

Brandon Richardson- 6

Toney McCray - 5

Jorge Brian Diaz - 3

Dylan Talley - 2

Brandon Ubel - 2

Josiah Moore - 1