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96. He always shot better with his back to the goal.

Here's Maryland this weekend!

2-1 Huskers after 3. You just never know.

When I called Fred, he told me some Boomer keeps staring at his wife...

Can you coach it? To me, it's either on the inside, or it's not.

I'm for anytime we can save someone from the dark side. It's really not about NU, it's about soul saving! Is this heaven? No, it's Nebraska!

My first thought was kidney was back. I could be right...

2-1 Minnesota after. 1. Yepper...

Of all the people I talk to on a day-to-day basis, not one has ever mentioned anything about the Big Ten commissioner. No one gives two squirts. It's kinda funny how this photo looks like they're standing behind a coffin.

One of my friends had the 8 track tape. I've heard it dozens of times. If you check out the artists who played/sang on Basketball Jones, no wonder it was a hit. George Harrison, Billy Preston, Jim "Lightning" Keltner, Klaus Voorman, Carole King, Tom Scott (who played sax on King's song Jazzman, Darlene Love, Ronnie Spector, Michele Phillips and others. It's like, Wow!

Not saying this will happen, but a late inning rally would not surprise me.

It's probably just as well. He might have a laptop or two out there...

Welcome, Colombian. Way to work smoke into your first post!

I never thought to ask my mom what our laundry service cost.

Another sad thing, has anyone noticed the size of the pieces of chicken at Popeyes has shrunk like a penis in an ice bath? I'm telling you, I think they're cooking cornish hens...

It feels like the ghost of Tony Sharpe is walking the base paths of Haymarket Park. I'm guessing he's dead. Should have checked before I posted....

Screw Iowa. We will not be swept. I'll send jerky to anyone who posts on the game thread tomorrow WHEN we win. GBR!

Anyone who is familiar with the biblical book of Esther, knows the story of Haman. He built gallows for Mordecai to be executed on, but he was hanged on those gallows. Today, Mordecai finally received his praise. I teared up when Frank was honored at halftime of the Spring game. My regret is Pederson wasn't there to be hanged on Haman's gallows. Maybe someday...

Only down 6-4 middle of 5.

Down 5-2 middle of the 4th. We're ahead of schedule.

1 run an inning is all we have to make up to win this thing.

Looks like we have a mountain to climb....

Let's sweep these pricks on their home field. Here's the deal: when we do win all three games, whoever posts tonight in this thread will get 6 Lucky Jerky Beef Sticks sent to their house. Gotta post tonight, though to qualify. GBR!

D towns have been told they need to disappear for the last 40 years. Many have consolidated, more will happen in the next ten years. The remaining ones will not go down without a fight.

The IRS can and will go after the little guy. They were my proctologists four different times. The last one was funny. I got audited within weeks of them being guilty of harassment. It was something like you can't audit someone twice in a 24 month period without cause. Something like that. When I called the IRS to complain, the phone was answered by Mrs. Wilson. When she said her name, I started laughing and asked her, Mrs. Wilson, is Mrs. Heath on the other line? BTW, I won that appeal as I did 2 others. The one I didn't was bad tax law which a couple years later they changed.