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I never thought to ask my mom what our laundry service cost.

Another sad thing, has anyone noticed the size of the pieces of chicken at Popeyes has shrunk like a penis in an ice bath? I'm telling you, I think they're cooking cornish hens...

It feels like the ghost of Tony Sharpe is walking the base paths of Haymarket Park. I'm guessing he's dead. Should have checked before I posted....

Screw Iowa. We will not be swept. I'll send jerky to anyone who posts on the game thread tomorrow WHEN we win. GBR!

Anyone who is familiar with the biblical book of Esther, knows the story of Haman. He built gallows for Mordecai to be executed on, but he was hanged on those gallows. Today, Mordecai finally received his praise. I teared up when Frank was honored at halftime of the Spring game. My regret is Pederson wasn't there to be hanged on Haman's gallows. Maybe someday...

Only down 6-4 middle of 5.

Down 5-2 middle of the 4th. We're ahead of schedule.

1 run an inning is all we have to make up to win this thing.

Looks like we have a mountain to climb....

Let's sweep these pricks on their home field. Here's the deal: when we do win all three games, whoever posts tonight in this thread will get 6 Lucky Jerky Beef Sticks sent to their house. Gotta post tonight, though to qualify. GBR!

D towns have been told they need to disappear for the last 40 years. Many have consolidated, more will happen in the next ten years. The remaining ones will not go down without a fight.

The IRS can and will go after the little guy. They were my proctologists four different times. The last one was funny. I got audited within weeks of them being guilty of harassment. It was something like you can't audit someone twice in a 24 month period without cause. Something like that. When I called the IRS to complain, the phone was answered by Mrs. Wilson. When she said her name, I started laughing and asked her, Mrs. Wilson, is Mrs. Heath on the other line? BTW, I won that appeal as I did 2 others. The one I didn't was bad tax law which a couple years later they changed.

Since coach mentioned it before jumping on a plane, I give it an 8.5. If he mentioned it before jumping from the plane, I'd lower that prediction by about 8 points or so.

Nicely done! I would have said well done, but that's a big no-no in these parts. Kidney is waiting for the Teenage Wasteland reference.

Maybe he now identifies as a Boomer. Good for him!

I guess today's music is just a little different from what I grew up with...

9-0 Huskers still in the bottom of the 2nd.

I love HHC! It's an online bar where people can speak their minds.

So far in the 2022-2023 + season, Nebraska Basketball is undefeated against the Axis of Evil: Creighton, Iowa and Wisconsin. GBR!

Well, the list is in alphabetical order. You must be under the Hampton curse, also?

He has no control over it. He's under the Hampton curse. For those of you who live in Omaha and think Seward is western Nebraska, Aurora and Hampton are in the 330 mile marker range on I-80. 6 miles apart. Back in my days of growing up in Hampton, our population was 400, Aurora about 9 times bigger. So, they're Class B, we're Class D. No chance to ever play in high school sports. American Legion baseball was a different story. After several years of Aurora telling us to go away, they agreed to play us in 1978. We played them at Mitchell Field in Aurora. Both had our aces on the mound. (As an aside, I was the right fielder in the game), we won 3-1 or 4-2 something like that. Here's my point: as royalfan has stated before, Aurora and Hampton have never been Creighton towns. Scheierman will never win against the Huskers because of what we did back in 1978. He has the weight of losing to a "perceived" lesser program on his shoulders. I bet he loses twice to the Huskers next season...

I see he is right leaning. Not talking politics here...

Cipsalsa is making a return in 2023. I decided it was time to get off my fat ass and do a garden again. Let's do a contest! We'll drag it along till I can make salsa. Dimes deadline is July 1st. I'll move it up a month. Whomever successfully names our portal transfers between now and June 1st will get a pint of salsa. The first person who correctly names the new additions from the portal will get a quart. If there are still transfers out there, we'll keep going till July 1st and do the contest all over again. I have a really good feeling the portal will be very favorable to the Huskers. Don't walk by sight, but by faith!

Story Time: Some guy on twitter needs hits so he puts out a story. End of story.

Click on the read 2 replies. The deer in the headlights look is so good.