Dead Dog Alley

I haven't seen anyone scratched up that bad since the final Siegfried & Roy show.

Losing Juwan Gary is the biggest kick in the nuts since when?

IIRC, I saw Xavier Johnson do something very similar last year or the year before, against Ohio State I believe, where he nuttted someone from behind and tried to make it look unintentional.

41 years 11 months and 3 days since the last time

I can't believe there is not enough prison space in this country to accomodate Big Ten officials, because that's where they belong.

No foul though. It's hard to judge how bad we are today, because the officiating is total shit. This one was fixed from the git-go.

Refs made it clear in the first five minutes that they weren't going to allow NU to play any defense today.

Maybe Collison can bring Eric Chenowith with him the next time he goes to a game. In the 99 game in Lincoln, Kansas was up pretty big early in the first half, and Chenowith made a steal and went down for a very impressive dunk. Someone in my section yelled "Not bad!....For a pu**y!". Venson Hamilton outclassed him up and down the court for the rest of the night and I never saw him have a good game again.

Matt Campbell wakes up every morning, looks out his window, sees that he is still in Ames, and thinks "God damn it".

All we need to do is go 14-6 in the conference to get on the NIT bubble.

If Penn State gets screwed and there are no Penn State basketball fans on the planet, does anyone give a damn about it?

G Date Time Type Opponent Conf SRS Tm Opp OT W L Streak 8 Wed, Nov 30, 2022 9:15p REG Boston College ACC 1.09 W 88 67 5 3 W 2 Pinnacle Bank Arena

if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it how does the wife know what to yell at her husband about

If the refs ever kill off one of our coaches, I'd bet they'd feel so bad that they wouldn't screw us again for at least a week

That will leave a mark. Chicago State is 50-224 the last 10 seasons and there is often talk of shutting down (not just shutting down the basketball program, shutting down the whole university).

They're lucky they aren't in the Mountain West, they are making a habit of getting their ass kicked by that conference

I'm over Creighton; I could not care less about them. I used to get depressed every time their team plane landed safely; now I don't give a damn.

25 wins should get us solidly in the CBI

If the football team can pull in two 5 star QBs on the same day after sucking for 7 years then the basketball team should be able to make a tournament at least once a decade.

It's especially terrible when a block results in an offensive rebound but a goal tend is called, and then overruled. It negates the offensive rebound. Plus, obvious goal tends that are missed aren't reviewable.

In 20 years when Sam gets the head coaching job we should all remember that moment

If you've been to 25 straight tournaments, woe be upon you when you finally miss one. Which they won't, they'll get in at 16-15 if it comes to that.

I have no idea what Ted Kaczynski's philosophy on recruiting was; but since he was a Michigan graduate, I'd assume it would involve cheating. Which would make it very similar to Kirby Smart's philosophy.

We might see how many minutes Matar can play before fouling out. Big Ten refs view freshmen Nebraska post players as lions view a wildebeast with a bum leg.