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My favorite Creighton anagrams: Hectoring Etch Groin Cretin Hog Nicer Goth Rich Get No Rice Thong As in "A hectoring cretin hog got hit in the etch groin by a nicer Goth. The rich get no rice thong."

So many mediocre teams, so little time left to bump them all off.

Nevada, KU and Arizona starting to put some distance between them and opponents. Crayton is a pile. I knew I shouldn't have worn these damn blue socks.

Creighton does this just to dick with us, right? Hatin' Cratin right now.

But they were awesome in November. And Trae is the coolest everrrrr.

So if the top two lines have been seeded, that means KU not only will be missing its center today against Oklahoma State, the Jayhawks now have no motivation to win the conference tournament. Might as well put OSU in.

I read into it that Kent is as big a homer as I am. BANG-A-RANG!!!

So ASU and OU, according to Lunardi, had already cemented their spots despite stinking on ice last night (and for the last 60 days or so). Apparently the only team playing high-stakes games in the last month was Nebraska.

Let's see here: 9 Big XII teams 12 ACC teams 7 Big East teams 9 Pac 12 teams 11 SEC teams 3 AAC teams That's 51 plus another 16 auto bids. Personally, I think Purdue may be on the bubble watching ESPN. 'Cuz the Big Ten is shallow. Very, very shallow.

A #10 seed (13-18) team nearly beats a #7 (18-13) seed. That just shows you how deep the Big East Twelve is. So very, very deep.

And, no.

DePaul with a shot, down one, with 11 seconds left. Bury Marquette. 'Cuz Creighton couldn't.

M-I-Z!

CU up 10 with seven seconds left. Gonna be tough for ASU.

Let's go, Buffs!!

I might add that we'd beat them with those 5 to start, and with the other four in the second half after Dube fouled out.

I'm going with Waterford this year in the Irish Hurling Association. You?

Him: Sir, do you want your nickel back. Me: No, thanks. You can keep your Nickelback to yourself..

DSU up one, 10 second left on clock, 2 on shot clock, DSU with the ball. 3-point shot lips out, NCA&T fires desperation pass up court, and DSU fouls. Two FTs later. DSU down 62-61 with 2.3 seconds left.

AYFKM? Damn. Curses.

The Hor-nots aren't going away without a fight. (Like the pun?)

DSU up by two with 1:15 left!

Charlie Creme has Iowa as a 6 seed, Nebraska out of the tourney. Minnesota as a 9 seed, Nebraska out of the tourney. Michigan as an 8 seed (and did I mention Nebraska out of the tourney). Man, what a frustrating year it will have been if both the men's and women's teams play SO WELL in one of those best conferences in the country and get shut out of the NCAA Tournament, and in the women's case, while teams Nebraska beat get in.

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