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Can we secede from the NCAA?

4-1 against that group. Swept Rutgers. Won at Minnesota.

Most first-round games are Tuesday and Wednesday. Usually one or two also on Thursday.

Selection Show is at 7:30 p.m. CT on ESPNU.

First-round games are this week, so if the students show up, should be good. Second-round game, if at home, might not have quite the same energy if it's over Spring Break. This isn't a football scrimmage, you know.

Should have scheduled the University of Hamburger Mary instead of DSU.

The time for pouting is OVER!!! NYC Buckets has us as a NO. 2 seed to St. Mary's as the NO. 1 seed. We can win this quadrant (that's a curse word now): 1. Saint Mary’s8. Hampton4. Boise St.5. Washington3. Oklahoma St.6. Western Kentucky2. Nebraska7. Wagner

32. Maybe we'll get a first-round home game.

Has he finished his first back of d***s?

"Lunardi" is Italian for "dickbasket."

Whom did Purdue blow to get a No. 9 seed in 2015?

Thirteen. And Five. In the Big F*cking Ten. It's all a little hard to fathom, really. Certainly I know the RPI, BPI, SOR, SOS, WAB and EIEIO numbers, but really. Thirteen. And Five. In the Big F*cking Ten. Damn.

If only Jordy had played at Penn State. If only I had chosen to go to Champaign to support the team instead of vacationing in Mexico. If only my lucky sweater hadn't developed a hole in the arm. So close.

If we're the first team out, I will HAUNT Danny Hurley.

URI ain't no damn good. They may still win. And . . .

When does Lunardi crawl out of his Macedonian troll farm bunker?

28-3. Wow. OK. Alabama you're in. Auburn. You're out.

Right? All I need to see is SMU and Akoy Agau in the tournament along with Louisville.

I think "puzzling losses" should be a factor. If you have more than two "puzzling losses," you should be out. When I look at NU's schedule, the only real "puzzling loss" is at Illinois. The rest are perfectly understandable: one-point last-minute loss at home to a No. 1 national seed, eight losses on the road to teams with 100 RPI or lower, including four losses to teams likely seeded 1 to 3 in the tournament.

So was I. I think we sat together for the '78 title. I remember sitting next to Ed helping with the PA for Class D at East during the '79 tournament, when O. Northwest upset East. Kind of glad I missed that one.

Were you the little 9-year-old kid storming the floor?

FIFY.

Trying to think of a clever response to Lunardi. I keep coming back to "F*ck you, Joe." Thoughts?