Norm Peterson

Or you could express that as a Haiku: Your reality Is not actually real Go beat on Sek more

Speaking of soccer ...

Looks like a poor-man's Gus Yalden.

Nice crossover, but it's always going to his right. Alonzo Verge Crossover in Ball Screen Situations - YouTube

Red team: Kobe Trey Bryce Keon Eduardo White team: Alonzo CJ Quaran Wilhelm Derrick

So, will relationships win over name on the jersey?

Yeah, that too.

Oh, yeah. Forgot.

No. He's just not going to recruit high school players 20-years-old or older who physically maxed out in middle school.

Needs to make it a priority to start getting to "leg day."

Why? He's getting paid to get his Master's Degree. Dude has to be happier than a pig in slop. And pigs in slop are very happy.

Are you more partial to gramma's china or the old Buick?

What other sport?

Philosophy 801: Graduate Philosophy ... Trev is only a great hire if he exists.

Nebraska did OK, too.

Well, but hockey fans have never been known to get drunk and rowdy.

He's perfect for the kind of "system" they run.

He's good. 6'8", 225#, athletic, can bang a bit inside and step out to hit >40% from beyond the arc? I'd say that he's perfect for the system just about anyone would run.

So, what's happening at ASU that they're losing a guy who some think might be the Big 12 POY at Kansas and another guy who some are saying could be an All-American at Nebraska? That's not the attrition you want to see. It's one thing when a guy at the bottom end of the rotation sees the writing on the wall and figures there are too many players ahead of him to ever see the floor versus guys who are starters leaving to be just anywhere else but there. The fact we didn't lose players to the portal this year that we'd have wanted to keep was a bit stunning to me, particularly when you see what's happened at places like ASU.

@Noah121 the "missed your calling" question should be interpreted as: If you weren't doing what you've chosen for a career and could choose anything else you have a passion for, what would it be? And it doesn't have to be realistic. For example, someone might say "Professional Bass Fisherman" if they simply enjoy the hell out of fishing even if they're not particularly skilled at it. Is there something you have a passion for outside of work? If so, what is it? That's your missed calling. P.S. Do not even try to claim you missed your calling as a Chippendale Dancer. That is simply not going to fly with this crowd. We've all seen you dance.

Look at that guy. I think we might have the tallest AD ever. Maybe Ronnie Green is just *that* short.

Notice how people affiliated with *our* athletic department use metaphors like "on the same page" whereas another school's officials tell players to "stay on the plantation." The fact that guy still has a job says something about their priorities.

"Turned around" implies we were heading the right direction once upon a time.

Here I was thinking we were going to get into a "Yo mama so fat" jokefest. Like "Yo mama so fat, when she gets cut, she bleeds gravy." "Oh yeah? Well yo mama so fat she has a tattoo of Antarctica on her butt and it's life-size."