This reminds me of something that happened outside Hampton back in the early sixties. We lived on a farm a mile and a half east of the town. Just a half mile west of us, lived an evil, evil woman and her daughter. I won't give names, but they were evil! The husband/father "committed" suicide by hanging himself in the barn with barbed wire. My dad actually found him hanging. Anyway, after his exit from this world, a hired man was brought on. Hormones got out of control, and low and behold, the daughter was with child. The evil woman castrated the hired man in his sleep. He later that year was in a car wreck and was decapitated. So, he almost lost two heads in the same year...
My point of this story is, no matter how bad things appear to be in Husker basketball, we should be happy the team has balls to dribble.