Dead Dog Alley

Decision will probably be based on what China wants.

Well, from the roster photo, they look pretty close in height (note that either the picture is not taken from a level perspective or that the red line is not level):

     
But:

Thor was definitely not standing flat footed.  Yvan appeared to be.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

If this was an epidemic that resulted in facial disfiguration, the Iowa men's basketball team would have immunity.

The Plainview legend.

If this was an epidemic that resulted in facial disfiguration, the Iowa men's basketball team would have immunity.

Reminds me of a young Bill Johnson...

As long as he blocks shots like Mikki Moore, rebounds like Venson Hamilton, plays post defense like Derrick Chandler, has the offensive post skills of Tony Farmer, has the ball handling skills of Isaac Copeland, runs the floor like Isaiah Roby, has the attitude and court awareness of Brandon Ubel, and shoots the three like Brian Conklin; well, then, I'll be happy.

As long as he blocks shots like Mikki Moore, rebounds like Venson Hamilton, plays post defense like Derrick Chandler, has the offensive post skills of Tony Farmer, has the ball handling skills of Isaac Copeland, runs the floor like Isaiah Roby, has the attitude and court awareness of Brandon Ubel, and shoots the three like Brian Conklin; well, then, I'll be happy.

Throwing Andre out there against Elliot Elliason gave Elliot bad flashback memories of when Zach Sterup beat the hell out of him on the same floor a few years earlier.
 

As long as he blocks shots like Mikki Moore, rebounds like Venson Hamilton, plays post defense like Derrick Chandler, has the offensive post skills of Tony Farmer, has the ball handling skills of Isaac Copeland, runs the floor like Isaiah Roby, has the attitude and court awareness of Brandon Ubel, and shoots the three like Brian Conklin; well, then, I'll be happy.

As long as he blocks shots like Mikki Moore, rebounds like Venson Hamilton, plays post defense like Derrick Chandler, has the offensive post skills of Tony Farmer, has the ball handling skills of Isaac Copeland, runs the floor like Isaiah Roby, has the attitude and court awareness of Brandon Ubel, and shoots the three like Brian Conklin; well, then, I'll be happy.

As long as he blocks shots like Mikki Moore, rebounds like Venson Hamilton, plays post defense like Derrick Chandler, has the offensive post skills of Tony Farmer, has the ball handling skills of Isaac Copeland, runs the floor like Isaiah Roby, has the attitude and court awareness of Brandon Ubel, and shoots the three like Brian Conklin; well, then, I'll be happy.

All of you are wrong!  he's a cross between Muggsy Bogues and Gheorghe Muresan

I hope you don't mean that he has zero court sense and bad knees...

I hope you don't mean that he has zero court sense and bad knees...

If Creighton is playing the virus, I'm putting on a virus sweater.

Happy Mother's Day, ya'll!   
 
 

F**k the NBA.  They've been sucking Chinese d**k how long?
 
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/16/nba-will-lose-hundreds-of-millions-of-dollars-due-to-rift-with-china-commissioner-says.html

If Creighton is playing the virus, I'm putting on a virus sweater.

If Creighton is playing the virus, I'm putting on a virus sweater.

If Creighton is playing the virus, I'm putting on a virus sweater.

Demoine Adams, a defensive end from Arkansas.  

If only I could blame my similar situation on the virus...or maybe I can, maybe she just anticipated ithe epidemic a couple of years early...

If he'd just been funnier looking, let's say having an extra ear or having an arm growing out of the top of his head, he wouldn't have been such a misfit for the Iowa roster.
 

If he'd just been funnier looking, let's say having an extra ear or having an arm growing out of the top of his head, he wouldn't have been such a misfit for the Iowa roster.