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What about a team with two point guards?

My simple wish is that KU won't have to suffer through the agony of another 23-win season. Those poor bastards.

How about your daily dose of arrogance from the seventh-best team in the Big 10:

Hmmm.

My father played on the 1956-57 freshman basketball team at NWU. Plainsmen forever.

Definitely not the worstest.

I'm thinking the Buddha could work: 1. The Holy One 2. Fully Enlightened 3. Endowed with Clear Vision and Virtuous Conduct 4. Sublime 5. The Knower of Worlds 6. The Incomparable Leader of Men to be Tamed 7. The Teacher of Gods and Men 8. Enlightened 9. Blessed Wait. That might be John Wooden.

Ahem: https://www.bluejayunderground.com/

Nope. But he did take part in a Tampa/St. Pete prostitution ring with Gator booster Bobby McKibbin. Covering the Gators was a hoot, that's for sure.

Predicting next year's rotation at this point is an Abbott and Costello skit.

It's sing-along with Mitch time! A-one and-a-two ... "There is no place like Wherever, Dear ol' Wherever U."

That pompadour on display in an LA Times story on the date of my actual birth:

Literally and figuratively, of course.

Ranked No. 9 in the portal by On3.com. Injury cut short his senior season. Season School Conf Class G GS MP FG FGA FG% 2P 2PA 2P% 3P 3PA 3P% FT FTA FT% ORB DRB TRB AST STL BLK TOV PF PTS SOS 2020-21 Buffalo MAC FR 15 0 8.5 1.0 1.9 .517 0.5 0.9 .615 0.5 1.1 .438 0.3 0.4 .667 0.6 1.7 2.3 0.1 0.1 0.3 0.5 1.2 2.7 -1.58 2021-22 Buffalo MAC SO 30 26 24.1 3.0 5.2 .587 2.2 3.0 .736 0.8 2.1 .375 1.2 1.4 .814 1.9 4.4 6.3 1.0 0.5 0.4 1.2 2.0 8.0 -3.21 2022-23 Davidson A-10 JR 32 0 22.4 2.3 4.9 .462 1.5 2.8 .533 0.8 2.1 .368 2.0 2.2 .887 1.6 3.3 4.8 0.9 0.3 0.3 0.9 2.1 7.3 1.47 2023-24 Davidson A-10 SR 17 17 24.9 4.7 8.5 .556 2.8 4.5 .632 1.9 4.0 .471 2.0 2.9 .680 1.6 3.3 4.9 0.8 0.3 0.1 1.2 1.9 13.3 3.38

Maybe Ahron has a little Boogie in his soul, and he won't mind so much.

We should require our volleyball players to read "Lysistrata" regarding how to deal with where their boyfriends play hoops.

The addendum is that we don't finish in the top four unless we're predicted to be in bottom four, and when we're (rarely) predicted anywhere but the bottom four, we finish in the bottom four. Here's to a predicted 18th-place finish next year!

We'll always have Barcelona. Buenos viajes, Ramel.

Just can't shoot. From anywhere.

We need to tackle better.