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wait... so why did sergej lose 20 lbs?

 

-First his redshirt gets burned

-then he gets no playing time

- now I find out he has lost 20 lbs when I thought he was trying to gain weight, yet Andre has not lost a pound his whole career.

 

confusing stuff.

Probably because he's burning more calories than he's taking in.  He's playing a high activity sport (even if he's not actually getting into games), and probably still has a very high metabolism and not being from the States, might not be a huge fan of the food in this country.  When you don't like the food wherever you are, it can be difficult to eat a lot of it.  Not that uncommon, frankly, for foreign players.  Most athletes lose weight during the season due to the increased level of activity.

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wait... so why did sergej lose 20 lbs?

 

Because he passed a kidney stone?

He's getting ready for swimsuit season?

He has a tendency to misplace things?

A football player was taking his lunch money?

Weight Watchers was running a special?

He's on a hunger strike until O-zone cuts another Numa Numa song?

They forgot to tell him he doesn't have to eat in the dorms?

He has a tape worm?

He can't find a restaurant in Lincoln that serves good borscht?

He's been skipping dinners to work on his cross-over dribble?

Because he had a gastric bypass?

 

Am I warm?

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wait... so why did sergej lose 20 lbs?

 

Because he passed a kidney stone?

He's getting ready for swimsuit season?

He has a tendency to misplace things?

A football player was taking his lunch money?

Weight Watchers was running a special?

He's on a hunger strike until O-zone cuts another Numa Numa song?

They forgot to tell him he doesn't have to eat in the dorms?

He has a tape worm?

He can't find a restaurant in Lincoln that serves good borscht?

He's been skipping dinners to work on his cross-over dribble?

Because he had a gastric bypass?

 

Am I warm?

norm, can't you at least put this in poll form so I can vote for the tape worms?

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wait... so why did sergej lose 20 lbs?

 

Because he passed a kidney stone?

He's getting ready for swimsuit season?

He has a tendency to misplace things?

A football player was taking his lunch money?

Weight Watchers was running a special?

He's on a hunger strike until O-zone cuts another Numa Numa song?

They forgot to tell him he doesn't have to eat in the dorms?

He has a tape worm?

He can't find a restaurant in Lincoln that serves good borscht?

He's been skipping dinners to work on his cross-over dribble?

Because he had a gastric bypass?

 

Am I warm?

Lol good list and made me laugh.

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